by cuntmasher October 28, 2010
Get the Doing a Dylanmug. the most wonderful man in the world. he cant be beat. and hes great in bed. hes beautiful in every-freaking-way.
hes the greatest there will ever be!
hes the greatest there will ever be!
by tatabugdibbell October 25, 2010
Get the dylan dibbellmug. dylan kelly is a Jesus lovin' actor, musician, and film production enthusiast; who has made appearances on several mtv dating shows, and appeared on KTLA channel 5 morning news in Los Angeles.
by staydivine July 28, 2009
Get the dylan kellymug. 1. Two people who are hopelessly in love with each other but Dylan just cant stick to one girl because he's a man whore Secretly Dylan only wants Kaylee. He simply cant live without her.
2. possibly the most stupid relationship of 2011
2. possibly the most stupid relationship of 2011
Girl 1: Wow he's so hot but i think he has a girlfriend
Girl 2: Yeah i know but i bet i could hook up with him
Girl 1: No forget it its a Dylan and Kaylee moment
Girl 2: Yeah i know but i bet i could hook up with him
Girl 1: No forget it its a Dylan and Kaylee moment
by Dylan Is A Dick November 26, 2011
Get the Dylan and Kayleemug. by Me moi and myself butts November 12, 2011
Get the Cheyenne and Dylanmug. The tranvestite man/woman with the smallest dick, if you are a fattie or a girl he doesnt want you. He's only into gender fluid sexually confused old men. He operates a poke-stop van parked outside of schools.
Cole: Did you see Dylan stazo, he tried to get me inside his van.
Brandon:He told there were free pokemon inside,"
Joshua: he had me lick a lollipop.
Brandon:He told there were free pokemon inside,"
Joshua: he had me lick a lollipop.
by Super sexy fucker September 5, 2016
Get the Dylan Stazomug. A man with an abnormally large penis, formerly known as a monster cock.
Dylan Pohl's penis also tames all the bitches, including some men.
One of the most beautiful, rare, magical, and majestic sights around.
In short, dylan means someone with a large gorilla penis who likes to eat mangoes and relax on the beach.
His middle name is commonly known as "HasABig"
To be a Dylan Pohl, you must be at least 99% man, 83% cock, .1% feminem, and 200% dragon.
Dylan Pohl's penis also tames all the bitches, including some men.
One of the most beautiful, rare, magical, and majestic sights around.
In short, dylan means someone with a large gorilla penis who likes to eat mangoes and relax on the beach.
His middle name is commonly known as "HasABig"
To be a Dylan Pohl, you must be at least 99% man, 83% cock, .1% feminem, and 200% dragon.
"Did you see Dylan Pohl's huge penis?"
"It was totally dragging behind him!"
"You can't handle the girth"
"I almost got 1/4 of his head in my mouth"
"That's more than me!!"
"It was totally dragging behind him!"
"You can't handle the girth"
"I almost got 1/4 of his head in my mouth"
"That's more than me!!"
by DrowningJesus April 8, 2013
Get the Dylan Pohlmug.