church windows

The appearance of stained glass, suspended between two fingers after inserting aforesaid fingers into your favourite lady's front bottom and liberally covering with fanny splat, then removing and opening the fingers held up against a bright light...

... She gives great church windows.... its almost holy!

by Bolerobob December 7, 2006

Tit Window

An otherwise normal woman's shirt with a completely pointless hole in the middle, below the neckband, specifically designed to display her cleavage. Not to be confused with a regular low-cut shirt.

It's fine to wear short shorts and a tank top and say you aren't asking for attention, but if you say the same thing while wearing a shirt with a tit window you need to shut the fuck up.

by AntonioCastagnoli September 9, 2016

we have a window

The brief time you have to have sex when your kids are away

Hay babe we have a window

by Wow they’re reading this April 26, 2022

window minimization

(Noun) The medical condition whereby a drug user suffers from the illusion that his desktop windows are minimizing and maximizing of their own accord, for no apparent reason.

Whoa maaan, my windows are like.. totally minimizing. That's just sooo out there maaan

by Anon April 21, 2005

windowsreallypissesmeoff

When your os (operating system) is windows, and it shuts down on you when you are doing something really important.

GOD DAMNIT!! Windows just windowsreallypissesmeoffed!

by Jeremy November 26, 2004

windows

a rather broad collection of software by microsoft with a broad range of quality:

windows 95 - sux0rific
windows 98 - not that bad
windows me - what a ripoff of 98
windows xp - one of da greatest!
windows nt/2000 - em... corporate stuff
windows 3.1 - the ULTIMATE 133732+ OS!

which VERSION of windows do YOU use?

by cspeye December 26, 2003

Window Bating

When seeing an attractive person outside your window, you then proceed to pull down your pants and masturbate to that individual.

I was caught window bating when my mom saw me when she was talking to her hot friend.

by I am a Vegas accident March 27, 2011