Wanker

An average bloke who fancies himself as extremely important, talented and handsome.

1.Did you see Jack Grealish sky that sitter with his rolled up shorts, fancy headband and hair? I think he was wearing eye liner. What an absolute Wanker!
2. Total Wanker

by Pep Guardiolo December 28, 2022

Wanker

Whoever is filthy, a fucking no good scumbag bitch-ass hoe is considered a wanker. Wankers are the worst douchebags on this fucking strange-ass Earth. Beware though, there are also hidden wankers, the ones who seem like the kindest mother-fucking bitch could be the scummiest bitch-ass whore.

"Aw no, he's just a filthy wanker!"

by Chumhandle November 8, 2017

wanker

1. (noun) Someone who wanks; someone who masturbates.
2. (noun) (vulgar slang, British) A contemptible person.

You bloody wanker!

by Random14YearOld April 3, 2022

wanker

a person who is often not generally liked among peers and often acts like they are extremely cool even though they are the complete opposite.

that William Hackett is such a wanker

by mykill ranahin May 6, 2019

Wanker

British slang for a tennis player or

To wank: to play tennis

You are a wanker

You wank really well

by Leelelleel July 19, 2022

lass wanker

A bloke who constantly gets on your nerves so you feel the need to call him a lass wanker.

Liam Joey thinks Chelsea will finish top 4, what a lass wanker!

by Tupaclivesincuba November 6, 2022

Wonka Wanker

1. Condoms with candy-like flavors.

2. A mans penis that regularly tastes unusual.

3. Someone who seems really nice and affectionate at first, but turns out to be a sexually desperate douche-bag.

4. A person who has sexual intercourse with oompa-loompas.

1. Susie went to pick up some Wonka Wankers for Tom

2. "I would love to blow Dave, I hear he's got a Wonka Wanker."

3. "God, he's such a Wonka Wanker."

4. "Willy Wonka kicked Violet Boregard out of his chocolate factory not because she continued to chew the gum after he requested that she didn't, but because she was a Wonka Wanker.

by Wallaytism April 26, 2010