pregnant waffle

someone who gives birth to their pet dog and dad who left you 20 years ago.

"U pregnant waffle!" "my dead dog is a pregnant waffle".

by Yidos June 19, 2019

sewer waffle

Soggy waffle, but there is only one winner. The winner is he who first ejaculates, and exretes droppings unto the waffle. The losing players have to season the waffle with foreskin, and then split it into equal slices.

Man, i just lost in sewer waffle, it was worth it though.

by RootinTootinPutin🇷🇺 June 11, 2018

Medium Waffle

Medium Waffle. An extremely high class word in which no one can or could ever understand, unless your IQ is as high as a famous rapper, who goes by, Savage Realm. Savage Realm’s IQ is so high, that it cannot be processed by the IQ measurement machines. Legends say he is able to completely obliterate an opponent, just by thinking of the opponent. In some parts of the world he is worshipped. Go to @savagerealm to find out more about “Medium Waffle”

Dumb nibba : wyd

Savage Realm: Medium Waffle

by @LittleMeezy April 21, 2018

Medium waffle

A Medium waffle is unknown to those of low IQ . Thou shalt watch Rick and Morty to obtain maximum IQ thus giving the answers to MEDIUM WAFFLE

Waiter: BIG waffle or SMALL waffle?

SAVAGEREALM: i'll take a MEDIUM WAFFLE.
Waiter: woah

by MEDIUMWAFFLE?? April 21, 2018

Waffle stomp

When you take a shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain

I’m gonna waffle stomp his self esteem down the drain

by OfficialSegga February 5, 2020

Blue Waffle

Something you don’t want to fuck.

I heard Sarah had a blue waffle.

by JesseTzx February 19, 2020

Waffle Ass

A common occurrence inside penitentiaries. When one inmate presses his shaved butt cheeks against the grate of a SHU recreation cage, while his homeboy in the next cage sticks his meat shank through said grate and proceeds to beat those shit cakes.

If Harris doesn’t bust soon, Unique is gonna have Waffle Ass for a week!

by Gaysofthunder69 February 25, 2020