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Texas Mouth Wash

Lubing your dick up with a bottle of Tobasco sauce, then throat fucking the hell out of someone.
"Wow dude, did you hear about what happened to Samantha?"
"Yeah, I heard her bf gave her a Texas Mouth Wash...poor girl, her throat was on fire for the rest of the night."
by Massagingbetty February 14, 2012
mugGet the Texas Mouth Washmug.

Double wiggle wash

When you wash your lil wiggle with another guys juice
Blake and Josh had a double wiggle wash last night,
by Jigglykayak February 9, 2018
mugGet the Double wiggle washmug.

Trans Wash

An action taken by someone with transphobic views which appears to be trans-friendly, but which is intended to give the public perception of them denying or covering up for their transphobic views.
Someone, such as a political candidate, with a record of transphobic views who contributions to a trans-persons GoFundMe for surgery, thereby seeking to trans wash their past views.
by rjfk October 7, 2021
mugGet the Trans Washmug.

acid washed jeans

acid washed jeans
n. a type of casual pant made of denim put through a chemical process which strips most of the colour off, leaving marbled navy-blue streaks on a white background. Acid washed clothing was a must-have fashion accessory in the late 80s, when both jean pants and jackets were worn together for maximum effect.

Acid washed jeans quickly went out of style in the early 90s, but that didn't stop tacky people in Sarnia Ontario and a few other cultural backwaters around North America from wearing them well into the new millenium. Tight acid washed jeans with elastic waists and zip-up ankles can still be seen worn with big ff hair, spike high-heels and shock-makeup at monster truck rallies, dirt-bike races, mega-church flea markets and malls in certain parts of Florida, Southwestern Ontario, Upstate New York, Mexico and most of Alberta.
Woman in mid-forties named Sherry at a smash-up derby near Effingham, Illinois: (in voice thick with menthol cigarettes and bum wine) "Go Ricky! Smash that goddamned motherfuckin' Buick, baby! You're makin' mamma cream her acid washed jeans! Yeaaaahhh!"

Guy named Bobo on a native reserve in Northern Manitoba: Jeez, it's me lucky day! Some-un threw away a perfectly good acid-washed jean jacket! Mine, now, eeee! I'll wear this fucker moose huntin' and all the guys'll be right jealous!
by loveboat December 24, 2008
mugGet the acid washed jeansmug.

Canadian Car Wash

This is what happens when there is sex on top of the hood or trunk of a motor vehicle during the winter and some of the "residue" freezes to the vehicle.
"Jenny and I were really going at it on the hood of her car outside the hockey rink. I pulled out just in time, but it totally froze to her car! Jenny yelled at me for giving her car a Canadian car wash!"
by duder9898 December 12, 2013
mugGet the Canadian Car Washmug.

Black wash peg

Black wash peg A Time travelling assassin usually shows remorse for a fallen brethren that sacrificed his or her own life to keep the time line and space time construct of the realms in the correct vibrational frequency, the Bermuda triangle devils triangle when unstable is at times proof of the timeliness being under de-ress
Black wash peg A Time travelling assassin usually shows remorse for a fallen brethren that sacrificed his or her own life to keep the time line and space time construct of the realms in the correct vibrational frequency, the Bermuda triangle devils triangle when unstable is at times proof of the timeliness being under de-ress
by Time Assassin March 4, 2019
mugGet the Black wash pegmug.

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