Medium waffle

A Medium waffle is unknown to those of low IQ . Thou shalt watch Rick and Morty to obtain maximum IQ thus giving the answers to MEDIUM WAFFLE

Waiter: BIG waffle or SMALL waffle?

SAVAGEREALM: i'll take a MEDIUM WAFFLE.
Waiter: woah

by MEDIUMWAFFLE?? April 21, 2018

Flacid Waffle

When one waffle is softer than the others.

Man, I got a flacid waffle for breakfast.

by veryboredperson May 15, 2022

sticky waffles

the waffle is a vagina and sticky is cum. sticky waffle is a man cumming in a woman's vagina

last night i got mixed up in her sticky waffles

by wyatternst February 15, 2018

Kraut Waffle

Eating a jar of sauerkraut then shitting on a laptop keyboard and closing the screen.

To establish dominance in the dorm Kyle left a kraut waffle in Chad's laptop.

by Craxmoker December 20, 2022

Glass waffle

The act of pressing male genitalia against glass preferably a door or window in the presence of an unsuspecting audience.

Google street view was driving by my house; I made sure they got a good glimpse of my glass waffle.

by Pweefweeherman August 1, 2016

tossin waffles

When your buddy cums on your girlfriends abs and you lick it off.

Yo nash, hurry and finish so I can be tossin waffles!

by Nonameme July 6, 2017

Waffle stomp

When you take a shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain

I’m gonna waffle stomp his self esteem down the drain

by OfficialSegga February 5, 2020