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Year Virgin

Someone who has not had sex thus far into the calendar year.
Jim: "Man, I can't believe it's April and I''m still a year virgin"
Larry: "A year virgin?"
Jim: "Ya, I haven't had sex yet in 2017"
by jwizard9222 February 20, 2017
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Virgin Fuel

G-Fuel or Mtn Dew. Without exception, EVERYONE, who drinks these drinks is a virgin.
"Yo why you drinking that virgin fuel?"
"Consolation for never getting pussy."
by abesæd February 22, 2021
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Virgin God

The Virgin God, the one true lord of all things pure. the Virgin God is a kind and fair ruler, he does not shun thee for being a non-virgin for he understands the power of temptation. The Virgin God shall never be dethroned for he wishes not to seek sexual relations with those around him. He cares for you, gives you strength and the will to move on. It is stated in the Virginality Tome that the Virgin God shall forever remain in his place for he has mastered the ways of resisting temptation. Legend says that there's only one way to properly dethrone the god, ending his reign and placing it upon a new virgin. A key that the god has created in order to maintain his role, safely kept in the God's most loyal guardian who he trust with all his heart. All hail LOAV...
Beware the key for it is the one thing the Virgin God fears most...
by Dj Met June 6, 2017
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Throat virginity

Blood coming from the mouth after giving deep throat. Also comes after long oral sex sessions that involves thrust into the throat.
My throat virginity was taken after giving my boyfriend oral sex.
by XKingofhearts81 January 24, 2020
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Virgin Paradox

A person (probably an Incel) that frequently talks about their past sexual experiences, so that other participants of a conversation do know that in fact the person in question had sex
Person 1: man he’s been going on about his date from last month. He can’t stop talking about how he fucked her.
Person 2: sounds like a Virgin Paradox to me.
by Pthrowaway28 October 27, 2020
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Virgin Nonce

A person who goes around being a nonce, yet he is a virgin. he is a virgin at being a nonce and pretends to be a nonce and therefore is a virgin nonce
by BIGDIK101 February 8, 2019
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Virgin Bowl

A fresh clean public toilet first thing in the morning after maintenance cleaning in a school or office building.
I was psyched to be the first to drop one in the Virgin Bowl this morning!

Damn! The boss drank too much coffee and obliterated the Virgin Bowl! I'll wait till I get home to take a shit!

That bowl is not longer a Virgin.... I had tacos last night! You might want to wait until the fog clears to go in there.
by BlackboyT December 8, 2010
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