Jim: "Man, I can't believe it's April and I''m still a year virgin"
Larry: "A year virgin?"
Jim: "Ya, I haven't had sex yet in 2017"
Larry: "A year virgin?"
Jim: "Ya, I haven't had sex yet in 2017"
by jwizard9222 February 20, 2017
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Get the Virgin Fuel mug.The Virgin God, the one true lord of all things pure. the Virgin God is a kind and fair ruler, he does not shun thee for being a non-virgin for he understands the power of temptation. The Virgin God shall never be dethroned for he wishes not to seek sexual relations with those around him. He cares for you, gives you strength and the will to move on. It is stated in the Virginality Tome that the Virgin God shall forever remain in his place for he has mastered the ways of resisting temptation. Legend says that there's only one way to properly dethrone the god, ending his reign and placing it upon a new virgin. A key that the god has created in order to maintain his role, safely kept in the God's most loyal guardian who he trust with all his heart. All hail LOAV...
by Dj Met June 6, 2017
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Person 1: man he’s been going on about his date from last month. He can’t stop talking about how he fucked her.
Person 2: sounds like a Virgin Paradox to me.
Person 2: sounds like a Virgin Paradox to me.
by Pthrowaway28 October 27, 2020
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I was psyched to be the first to drop one in the Virgin Bowl this morning!
Damn! The boss drank too much coffee and obliterated the Virgin Bowl! I'll wait till I get home to take a shit!
That bowl is not longer a Virgin.... I had tacos last night! You might want to wait until the fog clears to go in there.
Damn! The boss drank too much coffee and obliterated the Virgin Bowl! I'll wait till I get home to take a shit!
That bowl is not longer a Virgin.... I had tacos last night! You might want to wait until the fog clears to go in there.
by BlackboyT December 8, 2010
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