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The Valley

The smooth curve that forms as a girl is lying on her side.

The line starts at her hips, flows down to her tiny 22-24" waist, then back up to the sides of her boobs, where her arm meets her torso.

The Valley is then the height difference usually from hip to waist, the bigger the difference, the bigger the valley the girl has.

Asian girls typically have very "shallow" valleys. But this is okay because they have tiny SIZE 1 hips.

See also The Gap and The Bridge to learn about other exciting female attributes
"Dude, did you see the valley on that girl?!!"

"Yes dude, it makes me want to go riding in the mountains....up the hills and down in the valley."
by Fireball 53 July 27, 2009
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Grand Valley State University -- A school with a campus near a lake that makes it so damned cold in the winter you’ll wish you went elsewhere. The high wind and extremely cold temperatures combined with the fact that there is absolutely nothing to do there, makes those winter seasons torture.

The highlight of living in Allendale involves fighting that Lake Effect wind and making one trip to the only grocery store 30 miles away. Those without a car are stuck with one bus that goes around to downtown Grand Rapids a couple of times a day to a cross section Division and Wealthy: Division is a street that cleary was intended to divide the rich and the poor and Wealthy is an old street that is comparative to Detroit’s Cass Avenue. Rotting buildings, corporate abandonment, and there is nothing—absolutely nothing--downtown.

The surrounding culture struggles to keep its community white and clean. Many call themselves the Dutch Reform and believe they are ten times better than what is often called the urban dirt living in the city. Rich Vanandel and Dick Devos are praised again and again by this academic community as their names are part of nearly every department title within the university.
We cannot hire you because you went to Grand Valley State University.
by parachronistic August 18, 2012
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paradise valley

Technically another one of the many suburb towns of Phoenix, but often considered just a part of Scottsdale. You know you're in Scottsdale Scottsdale and not Paradise Valley Scottsdale when 90% of the people around you are wearing Abercrombie and it costs $31 for Unplugged In New York.
The Confusion:

I have a Scottsdale mailing address. I go to the Paradise Valley school district. The Paradise Valley Mall has Phoenix mailing addresses.
by Cody K September 1, 2005
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Silicon Valley

An extremely entertaining (and somewhat twisted) game for the Nintendo 64 in which you play a computer chip (that's right, a computer chip), that has to manipulate animals to live and to complete missions. For instance, you would have to jump inside a dog and bark around, rounding up sheep (which, when manipulated, were very weak and slow). You could play around 50 animals throughout the game, including a racing mouse that could reach speeds of 120 MPH, a hyena that laughed to kill its enemies and a polar bear army tank.
You've never played Silicon Valley?! Omigosh, you haven't lived! Actually...not many people have heard of it anyway. It's an amazing game. The world may never know.
by CyanideSara March 28, 2008
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silicon valley

Ex 1- An area in Southern California where the computer industry is booming and where most computers are either made, though of, etc...

Ex 2- A girl with extremely fake tits. Examples are that ho' Wendy Williams, Tara Reid, Pamela Anderson before the "reduction", etc. The girl's surgery is so obvious that her skin wrinkles around the implants and they don't move when she's pogoing or jumping at all.
Ex. 1- Lets go to Silicon Valley to get a job in the high tech field!

Ex. 2-

Dude 1- Yo check out that piece of ass, shes got such a tight ass and a fucking huge rack.

Dude 2- Yeah if her rack was real. Don't go near her dude. She's a typical sillicon valley man. I bet she could power the whole fucking country's computer network. Plus they probably feel like boulders.

(while Tommy Lee sucks on the girl's nerps as onlookers watch in horror)
by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009
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castro valley

a tite-ass town of gangstas, pimps, nerdy azns, and trailer parks in the middle of the east bay.
Hell yeah, I be reppin CV.

Daymn mang, there be hella traffic up on Castro Valley Boulevard.
by bob tha fob December 31, 2004
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Flower Valley

The Projects. This is possibly the most ghetto and dirty area in the United States. It used to be nice and full of good 'ol white people, but now it's full of Code 1's.
My parents didn't doubt it when I told them that I was almost robbed in Flower Valley yesterday; they hear that there is a Code 1 every day.
by Lizzeo93 July 5, 2010
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