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turtle god

the god of a religion that is not yet widly known. Founded by high schoolers in florida. They worship the turtles. The sign of their god is yet to be determined for it is a small group. they also "admire" women and is known that normally the worshiper's are thereapist like.
Jim-do u beleive in the turtle god?

Billy- hell yes best religion theree is.
by jaggejack June 19, 2008
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The Turtle

Where you are hitting a girl from the back while shes under a coffee table, her head going in and out of the other side. On a stroke sending her out of the other side you hit her over the head with a wooden spoon!
Howard Mendenjensenden had his name immortalized when he pulled off "The Turtle"
by Grafzedd September 19, 2009
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turtle head

"See that big lump on the neck of that turtle, my son? That's a turtle head."
by Commissioner Bumhead May 6, 2005
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ninja turtle

When you have a very sudden and extreme need to use a toilet.

Derived from "turtle head poking out".

Denoting an unexpected, well-armed and violent turtle, a pissed-off Raphael in your stomach if you will.
A: Wow honey, that was some delicious curry and black coffee. Those green peppers sure were hot!

B: Yeah... *clutching stomach*

A: You look green. Are you okay?

B: No, I've got a ninja turtle in here. *pointing to stomach* Be right back.
by remote Erik June 25, 2008
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turtle

What happens when you walk around your house in boxers. Also referred to as a tip slip.
I don't think anyone noticed but I opened up all my Christmas presents with a turtle.
by genegine October 14, 2006
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Turtle Head Soup

When a girl takes a shit into a man's mouth, the man then proceeds to vomit the shit on to her chest. The man then begins to titty fuck the girl and uses the soupy concoction as a sexual lubricant.
"Dude, I totally had the best turtle head soup last night"
by Dick Bandicoot February 19, 2012
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the turtle

when you pull you sack up to your wang and it looks like a turtle
Hey tim look its the TURTLE!!!!
Ewww kevin thats nasty
by Sageums + Ginger February 17, 2007
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