turkey neck

a common name for a large, loose, and wrinkley vagina; tends to be saggy beyond belief.
"Hey my name is Mary Ann"
"No it's not...don't you mean turkey neck?"
"Oh that's right, thanks for the reminder."
"Anytime."
by sleepingbeauty February 29, 2008
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Colts neck

Town of gay and gossiping parents.
You live in colts neck? yea that place is gay.
by former colts neckian. February 14, 2005
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red neck

An intelligent white male, usually from the South with an IQ higher than most other races. They are characterized by: Clean living, Manners, intelligence, proud of there heritage, morals.

synonym: gentleman, smart, republican

antonym: Nigger, KKK, Neo-Nazi, Pinko-Commie
That red neck over there is very polite, well dressed, and intelligent.
by Flying Rebel Flag May 07, 2006
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neck breaker

neck breakers are like the ultimate nike kicks (or any other kicks for that matter) that are so expensive that when people see them and they turn around to look at the guy's shoes, that person's neck breaks
DAMNNN, he got on neck breakers!
by hippopot May 23, 2008
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ghetto neck

Noun. (1) Characterized by the type of gestures typified by inhabitants of the ghetto; (2) One who uses the neck and head in a ghetto-esque way to exaggerate or otherwise accompany their speech; (3) A neck that is not good see "ghetto" as a general slang term for "of poor quality"; (4) A disease that causes indignant head gestures in those afflicted also known as tensor fascia necka which can be alleviated, though not cured, with topical ointments such as "neck on," which is applied directly to the neck ("neck on, apply directly to the neck. neck on, apply directly to the neck. neck on, apply directly to the neck").
Even though she was not speaking aloud, Amanda had ghetto neck when she wrote that email.
by johninpgh September 05, 2006
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Muppet Neck

There is no discernible difference in the girth between a person’s head and neck, they may be referred to as a ‘Muppet Neck’
Do you know Jimmy? Oh yeah he has a real Muppet Neck
by Bigsmooth96 February 11, 2015
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Neck hair

a lucious growth of hair on the back of the neck that is usually found on people with unusual amounts of black hair all over the body.
person: hey clowny, let me get a wiff of ya neck hair (swipes it) mmmmmmm that smells good
Clowny (person with neck hair): *throwing punches while screaming*
by 144magnoliascreet November 26, 2011
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