happy mayonaise

When you notice your girlfriend is happy and you decide to surprise her with cumshot attack just to ruin her day

Ahh man jenna was bragging about how good her day was so I hit that bitch with some happy mayonaise just to shut her up

by chubbzilla April 24, 2016

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crack a happy

When the male reproductive organ becomes erect.

guy1:dude when i was talking to Danielle i almost cracked a happy.
guy2:Haha, that would of sucked dude. To crack a happy in public is embarrassing.

Alternate names: Woody, boner, prof. stiffy, rod, ect...

by Keller Brewer March 26, 2008

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Happy Easter!

by I love Post Malone! April 12, 2020

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happy hypoxemic

patients with low oxygen saturation in the blood but without visible signs of respiratory distress

Scott MD: How are you doin' today?
Jeff: Never better, doc.
Scott MD: Dude, you're one strong, happy hypoxemic Covid patient!

by timlight April 25, 2020

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Kite Happy

When you smoke so much that you sit on the couch super happy

Dad: I’m going to need to watch that movie again tomorrow. I think I fell asleep
Mom: I know, you’re Kite Happy

by Ardent Maple January 10, 2022

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Trigger Happy

Usually has 2 or more definitions depending on situations:

1.If it's in real life,it's just a mad man using his gun as often as drops on water in a water fall.
2.If it's in a video game and it's an Esports type,same thing as the first one.
3.If it's in a video game,and it has projectile weapons (For example,TF2),it's outright spamming.

1.Look at that man,he's trigger happy with that M14A1!
2.Oh my god,look at that noob,he's trigger happy.
3.Can someone ban that guy?He's trigger happy.

by HANDLEALREADYUSED July 28, 2018

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