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Shabby-Shit

Two definitions:

a. When someone tries to create a 'Shabby Chic' environment and fails.

b. When an environment that was once genuinely 'Shabby Chic' falls in to a state of disrepair and is deemed crap.
a. Have you seen what those Chavs have done to their house? They've made it look Shabby-Shit by painting the walls and furniture with lime wash.

b. That château we stayed in was more 'Shabby-Shit' than 'Shabby-Chic'.
by Ginger Monkey July 17, 2007
mugGet the Shabby-Shitmug.

fixing shit

Fix something random. To fix shit. I am fixing shit. Yesterday i fixed shit. I have fixed shit. I was fixing shit.
I was fixing shit yesterday. Can you fix my shit?
by Vebb May 20, 2016
mugGet the fixing shitmug.

on the clock shit

noun. (an addition to "The Shit List")

This is any kind of shit that you take while you are punched in (clocked in) at work. Lunch hour and coffee break shits do not qualify.
"Thought you might have fell down the toilet since you took so long in the bathroom?"

"Oh no, I just needed to take a nice "on the clock shit"!
by jamminspacey January 24, 2010
mugGet the on the clock shitmug.

Shit and Spin

The act of alternating shitting and barfing in the same toilet. For example, when sitting on the toilet shitting you realize you need to spin around and barf.
Dude that food was so nasty it gave me the shit and spins.
by ThatsWhatsUp562 December 25, 2013
mugGet the Shit and Spinmug.

shit the titty

it is 11:50! you have 10 minutes to shit the titty
by shh don’t tell bitty August 8, 2021
mugGet the shit the tittymug.

Shit on the marble

There is a trouble waiting ahead, and you know it's almost happening. It is common phrase used by American expats living in Europe.
When caught on camera cheating with another girl, Christopher knew there was shit on the marble.
by Sunlightfromthecandle August 9, 2018
mugGet the Shit on the marblemug.

Dolphin shit

Back or ass in the air while doing push ups which resembles a dolphin surfacing
Hey! None of that fucking dolphin shit! Real warriors keep their backs straight.
by DolphinWarrior February 22, 2018
mugGet the Dolphin shitmug.

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