Poodle Energy

If your name is john.. rip

you have poodle energy right now

by myhandlelol12345 December 5, 2020

morning wood energy

Portmanteau of "big dick energy" and "wood energy" (feng shui). Having so much sexual energy it transforms the entire room.

Fahrrad got morning wood energy like he gonna wake up and change the world.

by bextra December 15, 2020

lobster energy

similar to bde, or big dick energy. a scale of to 20 based on how close you are in body type to larry the lobster, extra points if you live by the sea.

daniel: damn rate my lobster energy
katherine: send a pic
daniel: *sends pic*
katherine: damn you're an absolute 20

by CatPersun December 22, 2020

Dead bed energy

Refers to someone who clearly doesn't know how to liven up a bedroom, since body-shaming is so last year. You can't choose your body, but you can always choose how you use it. Plus, it's gender-neutral. The counterpart to this is "frisky bed energy".

Erica: "So Brad thinks that women are only good for sex, cooking, and cleaning."

Janet: "Eww. Dump him. That is some dead bed energy."

by TulipKitten November 1, 2021

Frisky bed energy

Refers to someone who clearly knows how to liven up a bedroom, since body-shaming is so last year. You can't choose your body, but you can always choose how you use it. Plus, it's gender-neutral. The counterpart to this is "dead bed energy".

Erica: "Brad is so sweet. He just called out his friends for making homophobic jokes."

Janet: "Whoa, you gotta get on that. That is some frisky bed energy."

by TulipKitten November 1, 2021

Big Sphincter Energy

Big Sphincter Energy or "BSE" is the substitute phrase for "assholes" when the internet is inevitably censored and we can't mock billionaires anymore.

"Yeah, that Blue Origin just reeks of BSE"

"If his attitude had a smell, it would be unfettered ass. I'm feeling utterly stifled by that big sphincter energy!"

by HerpDerp12786 September 6, 2021

7 sibling energy

Ariana is like a big sister she has 7 sibling energy.

Wow Ariana is so cool. She has 7 sibling energy.

by Balls_112 September 8, 2021