Johny’s sausage

Most commonly know as a very late male genitalia

I’ve heard he has a Johny’s sausage

by Salami Mami69 February 16, 2021

sausage beaver

One who constructs a dam out of sausages to keep foods from touching other foods. (I.e keeping baked beans and bean sauce away from chips)

Look at him, he is a proper sausage beaver. Diverting the bean flow.

by Rhucu December 15, 2017

sausage puppet

Another name for what the male crotch looks like with clothes on.

Guy #1: Dude, where are all the chicks at this party?

Guy #2: I know. I am seeing way too many sausage puppets. Let go somewhere else.

by counter22 June 14, 2009

sausage dildo

When you shit into a condom and use it as a dildo

Babe make me a sausage dildo.

by I am a little more time August 25, 2016

Sausage blanket

A warm place to be in a penis wrapped in or around your pussy

Sally has a sausage blanket and it feels so warm and delicious

by Sausage blanket May 15, 2018

sausage salute

The act of shaking your dick side to side, typically used to greet others or as a signal to your mate that it is sexy time.

Ex. Jackson runs into the room shaking his dick side to side.

Heather looks at dangling dick in horror and runs away screaming "Oh no.... not the sausage salute"

by Hamasaurus May 10, 2017

weidemer sausage

This is when a two men grapple each others penis yank it off until they bleed to death

John and Fred both died from doing the weidemer sausage

by albert 3inst3in November 12, 2018