micheal mouse

micky mouse but formally

micky? thats a name for a friend
and micheal mouse is no friend of mine

by keyboardsmashingsound February 15, 2023

The Mickey mouse club house

When you fantasize about getting fucked by Mickey mouse

"Last night I caught Tom looking at the Mickey mouse club house"
"I heard that Jeffrey dommer loves the Mickey mouse club house"

by anonymous February 16, 2023

grouse mouse

Fully Sick

That's so grouse mouse dude!

by yohancanspell October 9, 2023

Do a mouse a favour….

Mice dont like cats….so do a mouse a four and eat a pussy

Guy 1: “Man my misses and I have been fighting she wants me to eat her pussy…?”
Guy 2: well mate, sounds like you better go do a mouse a favour…..and eat a pussy!”

by Daisypips January 13, 2024

cooter mouse

Tampon; Feminine Hygiene Product

When the plumber snaked the toilet line he found the cause of the clog was a cooter mouse.

by tinyhands4lyf January 20, 2024

Fucking Mickey Mouse

A term used by Foreigners (specifically Israelis) to express a person who is a Metoomtam bli sechel she mitlabesh cmo giveret ba leilot.

Secretary: “Why don’t you use Danny for the framing job.”

Amos Bouzaglo: “ Fuck that Mather Fucker he is a Fucking Mickey Mouse this guy I don’t want to see that kelev masriach in any of my job sites ha mizdayen ba tachat haze!”

by Azulay December 13, 2023

Fucking Mickey Mouse

A term used by Foreigners (specifically Israelis) to express a person who is a Metoomtam bli sechel she mitlabesh cmo giveret ba leilot.

Secretary: “Why don’t you use Danny for the framing job.”

Amos Bouzaglo: “ Fuck that Mather Fucker he is a Fucking Mickey Mouse this guy I don’t want to see that kelev masriach in any of my job sites ha mizdayen ba tachat haze!”

by Azulay December 13, 2023