last cousin

Having sexual intercourse with a long distant relative also known as a last cousin

(Lachy) my next door neighbour is hot but she is my last cousin

by Littlecrawbob02 February 13, 2021

faded in my last song

sad song about how they cant get laid

faded in my last song soty.

by softieeyong November 6, 2020

Last names are sem are semi curse

Last names are sem are semi curse

Last names are sem are semi curse

by Real Alberto June 5, 2022

last chook

The art of fondling one's penis so that the testis hang freely to sway ack and forth in a manner that of which can lead to pleasure

by *********** March 29, 2003

your last day on earth

Your last day on earth; I better not wake up with poop on my chest.

If I pass out and wake up with a "Boston Pancake" that will be your last day on earth.

by kplc June 20, 2009

I didn't come down in the last shower

Australian slang, meaning I'm wise to your game, or don't play me for a fool. This is a slang term not heard often in the regional centres, but reasonably common among the old blokes in smaller townships.

Davo(upon hearing something incredulous): carn mate, I didn't come down in the last shower!

by kingofspin March 12, 2020

Last Tweak

When a tweaker has been on such a long binge that they have no concept of time and believe they're previous actions happened only an hour or day ago when it was actually a week ago.

No way man, that wasn't yesterday when that happened, it was last tweak.

by 1 Antinome June 30, 2017