Grape crepe

When you tuck your dick in between your legs to the left and pull your balls up and forward from the right side and cross your legs

So I was totally ready to jump his bone when I opened the door and there he was all grape creped out on the bed

by TwuntPunt June 27, 2015

Grape

when your a dickhead

Your such a fucking grape

why you treating me like a grape

by Grappymelon December 14, 2020

Grapes

What ducks want at lemonade stands.

The duck asked for grapes at the lemonade stand 5 times, but there was only lemonade

by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 May 22, 2022

the international grape popping competition

A competition where women see how many male genitalia they can pop in 30seconds

The world record is 89!

Boy: The international grape popping competition is on on Friday and you going to go

Girl: No last time I got juice all over me

by Big_dick_kelly February 2, 2021

Grapes

Occasional slang for testicles. I can't believe I don't see this definition here yet. There are so many terms for a guy's nuts, and this is just another. If someone refers to a guy's grapes, you know what they mean.

"He has to have huge grapes to have even attempted that stunt.

by primaldual March 3, 2024

Grape

An illicit street druge consisting of cocaine, mescaline, blood thinners and mixed with grape flavored kool-aid mix.

Shit fam, I got straight dizzed on some grape

by Feligidio November 15, 2018