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Teacher

A person who answers question you would never have without them
Damn why is the Teacher always giving us homework
by PPlayz895 March 24, 2022
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Standard Teacher

A teacher that doesn't know Snatwix
"She is a Standard Teacher"
by Citrox August 4, 2023
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Substitute Teacher Effect

When a struggling sports team fires their coach, and a new coach comes in and the team initially does really well.

Everyone is all smiles, the new coach tries new things, is fun and upbeat, and seemingly *changes the culture* so the team performs really well.....until they don't.

The few good games are due to excitement, and once the substitute teacher has to be a real teacher, fails spectacularly because he actually has to teach.
Boris: Oh fuck, you see how the new coach has turned this team around. I told you the old guy sucked.

Edgar: Meh, it is the Substitute Teacher Effect, come back to me in 3 months. Team is just playing well. New guy can't coach.

3 months later.....

Edgar: Team sucks, and coach looks really constipated.

Boris: Ya, you were right. Substitute Teacher Effect wins again.
by Mike109999 March 21, 2022
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That one teacher

the teacher that is unreasonable about their assignments to where it pushes all students into a deep depression to the point of considering suicide
yea... so I have that one teacher if you know what I mean... You should feel bad for me.
by nick_gerd_(silent d) April 7, 2021
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Bitchy teacher syndrome

When a teacher is bitchy and annoying most often used for people with the last name kotylak
Man mrs kotylak has a bad case of bitchy teacher syndrome
by Yoamama April 18, 2024
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Teacher's Cunt

The wide " V " formed in the crotchal region of slacks, specifically, those found on female educators. Not to be confused with its close relative, the camel toe.
OMG, did you see Ms. Chapman's teacher's cunt? She looked like Linda from Bob's Burgers.
by McNister Snicket April 7, 2019
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Teacher

Teacher, (also known as "federal prison security", mentally and physically torturing students (also known as "federal prisoners". Teachers are also called "North Korean soldiers torturing people escaping". Teachers' living locations are usually hidden, but we are searching about their locations and it's probably North Korea.
Teachers should be sorry about the students.
by Dukey_Gaming January 8, 2022
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