Moldy taco
you fuck your woman in the ass then put in in her pussy. So the next time you go to bang her it smells like a moldy taco.
Moldy taco by alex/brandons words December 3, 2010
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Mike went to that Tex-Mex restaurant and swore that he was given a Vagina Milk Taco, either that or he accidently ordered a fish taco.
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Bed Taco
A strategy for when you and your friends want to save money by packing multiple people into a hotel room bed but can’t risk in-bed contact.
1. Strip all the bedsheets (even the fitted ones).
2. Each bed occupant folds a sheet under and over their body like a taco shell. One side is guarded against contact and the other is open, for freedom of movement.
3. Sleep with the "spines" of the taco shells facing, thus ensuring two layers of fabric between parties.
4. The comforter is shared.
1. Strip all the bedsheets (even the fitted ones).
2. Each bed occupant folds a sheet under and over their body like a taco shell. One side is guarded against contact and the other is open, for freedom of movement.
3. Sleep with the "spines" of the taco shells facing, thus ensuring two layers of fabric between parties.
4. The comforter is shared.
"Hey, you guys want to snowboard at Tahoe over spring break?"
"Hell yeah, but we’re going to have to make a couple of bed tacos to save money."
"Hell yeah, but we’re going to have to make a couple of bed tacos to save money."
Bed Taco by well, there was this one time November 21, 2009