tat head

someone with a ridiculously large head, often pulling innocent bystanders towards him with its gravitational force. drinks a horrendous amount of milk and often enjoys stalking ladies. sometimes partakes in the game of 'tat tips' with 'tips', he has unfortunately never won due to the nature of his cranny like limbs. behaves like a tool, often engineering weapons in his own house e.g book tie combo.

"jeeeeez, have yo seen that tat head?"

" yeah hes been following my bird around for a few hours now, roughly 50 paces behind her, with a couple of cartons of dairy crest. whats that all about"?

by poobear2 October 10, 2011

dabber head

A person that dabs all day and every day 24/7

Milton had 15min to be with his girlfriend but he decided to dab instead, Milton is such a dabber head.

by Brutalex January 18, 2017

Head buddy

A friend with similar cranial circumference.

Me and my head buddy share hats all the time!

by Mrbisme March 18, 2017

Head Deck

The act of tech decking on someone while they give you head.

Cade's looking for someone who will let him head deck on them.

by ghostaplants January 28, 2021

head strapon

I dildo attached to someones head

Me: "yo dude wat the fuck is that?"
Jon: "its what i used on ur mom last night. a head strapon."

by Ben [frostyhobo69] January 29, 2009

Bed Head

A nickname you use for people with horrible hair in the morning

Alexander woke up and saw that he had bedhead, so he used his bed head hair product to fix it.

by Em945 September 18, 2016

Helmet-Headed

"I will find my helmet"

"Please do so you can still give me head"

"I will find my helmet"

"Please do so you can still give me head"
"Very Helmet-headed of you"

by ThisIsMeHelloLookAtMe December 14, 2022