max ammo

What you say when you need the odds to be in your favor

You:You're never gonna win the lottery
Me: Max Ammo!
Me:*wins lottery*

by Real_River_Child February 22, 2017

max schmidt

Max Schmidt is a kid from belgium known as a player who pulls hot emo bitches and rawdogs them in a forest

Big Tiddy Emo : hey max schmidt i love you , ur so hot omg please dog me in a forest

Max : ok (rizz)

by xxWicked August 26, 2022

max rossitto

Absolutely massive human being. Normally between 250-280cm tall. He is an absolute legend aswell.

I think that's a Max Rossitto.
Yeah, he must be at least 250cm!
HE'S MASSIVE

by Stinky Poo 69 December 1, 2019

pulled a max

Pulling a Max is to screw over your friends or do something generally considered dumb among civilized people without reason.

Another use for this term is to describe someone who does something simply to gain attention.

*Cheats on girlfriend who gave him nothing but love and support*
"Oh no, I pulled a Max!"

by akchubbs March 4, 2019

Max Sombong

A man who has the power of Ranch dressing on his side to soon inevitably cover the world in it’s ever lasting white flavor.

Stop being a Max Sombong with the ranch. Run while you still can!

by Ranch bandits December 2, 2021

Max McRichy

Pain is temporary. Drip is forever.

“Did you see Max McRichy in concert last week?”

by M0istM3ter3 April 8, 2021

Ninja max

The most stealthy version of max that is always befriending karate raccoons and wearing a ski mask.

I once saw a ninja max surrounded by a horde of rabid raccoons all wearing ninja masks.

by FuriousChocolate July 14, 2020