biden speech

Something that made absolutely no sense and was incredibly offensive to a large population but was somehow deemed politically correct

Just trying to make sense of your Biden speech blaming rural Americans for a global pandemic

by Nessa0697 November 3, 2020

Free Speech

The joke of the century.

Normal person: Is your cousin a boy or a girl?
Blue haired girl: There are more genders than that!!!
Normal person: Free speech, motherfucker!
Blue haired girl: *Crying*

by FredoriaGaming November 28, 2020

Kurdish Speedball

A dangerous cocktail of stimulants and depressants comprised of a cigarette, a glass of heavily sweetened tea, an energy drink and a handful of sleeping pills. These ingredients are frequently smuggled across borders in the Middle East at reasonable prices. The Kurdish Speedball is usually used in an attempt to relieve the stress that goes with being a member of an oppressed group.

Ever since Comrade Mazlum lost his dad to the brutality of the Turkish government, he's been unable to get to sleep without a Kurdish Speedball.

by Nice to meat you May 2, 2021

Speed Limit 95

A kick ass punk rock band from the Underground Punk Scene of crappy old reirement home filled NC

"Dude! Hydroplane is cool but I like SL95 tons better! 'So Sue Me' is a sweet song!!!!!!!11111oneoneoneeleven"

by The Sexy One April 19, 2005

speed pong

A variation of beer pong. Two teams of 3 play with 3x6 = 18 cups in front of them. Each player has a 6 cup triangle in front of them. A team lines up in a row along one side of the table, the other team on the opposite side. Continuous throwing of pong balls until cups are made. Usually each player starts with a pong ball (6 balls total). If a cup in one player's triangle of 6 is made, he/she cannot shoot until he/she drinks that cup. If 2 are made, cannot shoot until both are drank, and so on. It is a battle for loose balls/missed shots. No team is gaurunteed a shot after a missed shot from the other team, unlike normal BP. Bouncing shots are treated as 1 cup.

Fast paced game that kills the keg!

Let's play some speed pong!

by anonymous234 December 12, 2006

Speed-bag

A cousin to the "motorboat." Where one places there face on the scrotum and "motorboats" instead of the breasts.

Tired of the routine foreplay, Emile insisted on a quick speed-bag prior to fellatio to get him going.

by DrChode May 22, 2009

pharmacy speed

Pharmacy speed is caffeine tablets, such as no-doze. Unless you're a heavy speed freak, this shit does the trick. It even includes the teeth grinding side effect.

Got an assignment due. Better get me some pharmacy speed.

by zootsute March 21, 2010