Stoner someone who smoke a lot of cannabis to open his mind. As a stoner i can say that you see everything from a different perspective when you're stoned. It's all natural, spiritual, positive vides. With my friends stoners each time we smoke we have different vibes, ideas and dreams. But we don't have a big sum of money or great power among society so we just can't make all of our dreams come true, dreams which would benefit the society from which we are rejected. Being a stoner is the best thing that ever happened in my life...
Friends: bla bla bla bla
Me: HEy look at the sky with all the stars
Friends: .........................(for about 1 minute then,) What a great view i can even see a plane which looks like 4 moving stars....
Me: That's a stoner
Me: HEy look at the sky with all the stars
Friends: .........................(for about 1 minute then,) What a great view i can even see a plane which looks like 4 moving stars....
Me: That's a stoner
by Samy Black September 22, 2015
Get the stonermug. the slice of bread at both ends of a loaf of bread that gets saved for all the friends and strangers that come to your house, smoke weed and get the munchies. Usually paired with peanut butter or cheetos and marshmellows.
Kumar: Yo Doug, can i get the stoner slice, i brought my own peanut butter bro, im in another dimension and need to munch the fuck out
Doug: Yea Kumarion, take it
Doug: Yea Kumarion, take it
by Kumar Ramukenstein May 27, 2011
Get the stoner slicemug. by MJ_S September 14, 2020
Get the Lady Stonermug. when someone has a bunch of black ice air fresheners hanging from their rearview, it’s known as stoner forest. usually to cover up the smell of weed
look at all the little trees that dude has in his car! he must be in stoner forest
12 pulled me over because i had stoner forest in my car
12 pulled me over because i had stoner forest in my car
by hardcøre.freakkk April 15, 2021
Get the stoner forestmug. Audrey: i needa take a break from smoking but i can’t because i smoke to go to sleep! 😫
Stewy: you're a total stoner
Stewy: you're a total stoner
by penjamin city December 17, 2022
Get the total stonermug. 
A person who smokes cannabis but likes to keep to themselves or prefers minimal external stimuli.
May have a bad high with others, overthinking and panic. Prefers a softer high and experience without harsh sounds or events.
May have a bad high with others, overthinking and panic. Prefers a softer high and experience without harsh sounds or events.
“She’s a sensitive stoner, she’ll probably go home and watch tv and bundle up instead of going out.”
“I consider myself a sensitive stoner, I don’t like to get stoned with many people, I keep to myself and don’t like getting worked up with others high”.
“I consider myself a sensitive stoner, I don’t like to get stoned with many people, I keep to myself and don’t like getting worked up with others high”.
by MrZaza September 1, 2023
Get the sensitive stonermug.