(n.) The ability to feel sensations of your former significant other, cuddle buddy, partner, etc., spooning you while you're asleep at night.
"I'm not sure if someone creeped into my room last night or if I am experiencing phantom spoon syndrome."
by MCALLI March 8, 2014

by Bigmode September 19, 2020

by S Marcus March 31, 2007

a line of people laying chest to back (facing the same direction) with one another, making a long line of spooners.
by taraishilarious October 21, 2010

person 1: you want a comically small spoon?
person 2: you mean a tea spoon?
person 1: alot funnier if you didnt explain it
person 2: you mean a tea spoon?
person 1: alot funnier if you didnt explain it
by thatonememe21 November 24, 2020

by scaphism September 18, 2020

Self descriptive.
I rammed her hard then had me a post-nut spoon.
That fucking bitch wouldn't gimme a post-nut spoon.
We were in the midst of a post-nut spoon and my dick got stuck to her ass cheeks.
I hate the post-nut spoon, I just want to go home when I'm done.
That fucking bitch wouldn't gimme a post-nut spoon.
We were in the midst of a post-nut spoon and my dick got stuck to her ass cheeks.
I hate the post-nut spoon, I just want to go home when I'm done.
by Meeting of the Marks June 18, 2009
