“Dude, I wouldn’t go in there for at least 10 minutes. I just finished a Satanic Shitual and it’s safe to say that something died in there”
by Meg A Tron August 8, 2022
Get the Satanic Shitualmug. 
1. Satan: *Punishes the evil*
God: You are evil.
2. Satan: *Accepts sins*
God: Every single human being who lied once has to die.
3. Satan: *Has goat as his head*
God: All goats must die.
4. Satan: *Accepts everyone*
God: I hate gays, women, and other religions.
God: You are evil.
2. Satan: *Accepts sins*
God: Every single human being who lied once has to die.
3. Satan: *Has goat as his head*
God: All goats must die.
4. Satan: *Accepts everyone*
God: I hate gays, women, and other religions.
by half gay and half straight March 11, 2019
Get the Satanmug. by Pieandsauce July 5, 2021
Get the Satan's handymug. When a man is lying down on his back with one women riding his penis and another sitting on his face having her vagina ate out
Man: “Girls, that was the best sex I’ve ever had. What was the name of that position we did”
Women 1: “That was the satanic titanic babe, we should invite Jessica next time”
Women 1: “That was the satanic titanic babe, we should invite Jessica next time”
by anonymous July 9, 2025
Get the Satanic Titanicmug. A gay sex position where you give him baked beans and put a bag of skittles in his asshole, then that’s when you fuck him and nut in his asshole and then after pull out so hard you prolapse him. After that you use his prolapsed anus to masturbate him and collect his semen In his asshole. After that put the prolapsed anus in your mouth like it’s a cock and tickle his taint to loosen his bowels which will result in shit, cum, blood and skittles to be chewed into a delicious brown paste.
by Trulldull October 7, 2023
Get the Satan’s muzzleloadermug. by Satanic rituals September 21, 2021
Get the Satanmug.