Parents should have bought a tv

It means that they should have bought a tv as something else to do instead of constantly having sex.

Jenna: Yea, I have six siblings.
John: Wow! Your parents should have bought a TV.

by Dr. Steve Gates August 26, 2017

Third Shoulder

a shoulder that you lean on that isn't yours; of a best friend

He's my third shoulder. He always listens to my rants.

by lilshabab February 15, 2018

catholic shoulder rub

This is the usual method used by Catholic Priests when seducing choir boys

"I heard George got a Catholic Shoulder Rub yesterday from Father Mathews"
"I always knew that father he was a creep"

by Bobshnwinkle October 23, 2019

You should be a genius.

An indirect way of telling someone they are being a dumb ass or had a stupid idea.

“So, you thought jumping off the roof would be fun, but realized you might die….you should be a genius.”

by resuomr June 17, 2021

Bum shoulder

A hip

My mother had to get a bum shoulder replacement

by LemonySnickets September 18, 2022

I SHOULD KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!!!

When a person has enough and this is what he says when he wants to kick your ass.

Bully: Alright, problem kid! Bitch!
Me:Shut the fuck up!!!
Bully:You shut the fuck up, you niggard.
Me: Oh yeah?!
Me: *rages
Me: I SHOULD KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!!!
Me: *kicks the bully to uranus

by TanglefingStar February 8, 2023

You Should Have Bought a Squirrel

A funny, and quick way of saying "In hindsight". A reference to something done in the recent past that led to something going wrong, something that didn't have to happen if the person made a different choice.

Instead of saying: You know, in hindsight, you really didn't need to drink seven cups of coffee. Now you've made yourself sick.

Just say: You should have bought a squirrel.

by Patience Q Jones March 1, 2023