purple badger

A scally with a purple stripe down his hair.

Occasionally considers himself to be a model.
Jay is a purple badger.
by Sean Lloyd March 02, 2005
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purple onion

the female equivalent to blue balls (i.e. unfulfilled sexual pleasure from or after being sexually teased).
That hot guy gave me such a purple onion when he bent over.
by Andy7 August 17, 2007
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purple haze

Purple Haze is EXTINCT. The seed company that produced it went down in the 50's or 60's i cant remember which. However there are other strains of purple weed, just not haze. If you dont beleive me try to find one seed company that produces or sells "purple haze" seeds. You wont be able to but you will find seeds called purple power, purple formula, purple kush, etc. These are some purple strains that exist, but there is no purple haze.
guy1: I got some purple haze
guy2: No, its probaly purple cush. Purple haze is extinct, but whatever, who cares what its called any purple strain is dank.
guy1: Yeah, Lets go smoke a bowl or two.
by Chrisde420 June 01, 2006
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Purple Lie

Not telling the whole truth but not exactly lying.
"I don't have my keys" (When in reality you actually lost your keys but don't want to admit it - Purple Lie)
by AnthBrezo June 21, 2023
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purple knees

To beat someone up so badly that their knees turn purple
Hey Waseema, I'm gonna give you purple knees if you don't shut up!
by Wilycrow February 03, 2017
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purple sheet

£20, in the UK. £20 notes are a purple sort of colour and are printed on a sheet of paper/cotton therefore called purple sheet or purple note
Buyer: How much are these garms?
Seller: £25
Buyer: I'll give your purple sheet
by Pippathecat June 01, 2014
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Purple Pineapples

When you tie a rope around a woman's breasts during BDSM play. Tying the rope tight enough causes her breasts to turn purple.
Guy 1: Dude what'd you and Sarah do last night?
Guy 2: Dude she let me give her Purple Pineapples.
Guy 1: Sweet.
by Zon157 May 22, 2020
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