Land Pirate

A modern day gypsy.

Persons who can't resist the open road and often take off on random unplanned road trips, looting and pillaging.

Persons who travel around the country in a van and practice freeganism and perhaps some shoplifting in order to stick it to "the man"

"Those girls are land pirates. They travel around in that van selling handmade art and performing at music festivals. "

"Check out the skull and cross bones those land pirates painted on their van."

"I just saw a land pirate stick a bottle of Jack Daniels down her pants,walk out of the store and jump in the back of that van."

by poetic.terrorist July 8, 2009

sand pirates

The most feared and notorious of all gangs worldwide. While many speculate that they are nothing more than a few college kids in San Luis Obispo who get wasted and role down sand dunes,the sand pirates are actually highly loyal and dedicated pirates living by a virtuous code of conduct yet to be determined.

Dirt biker:"shhhh, i think its a sand pirate sleeping."

Sand pirate:"Yaaarggggh!!!"

Dirt Biker:"Oh shit!!!"

by yaaarghhhhhhh!!! September 7, 2005

Pirate eye

To ejaculate into ONE of a persons eyes, causing them to scream "Arrgh" just like a pirate.

After I gave that ho the pirates eye she started crying. Cum and tears are a great mix.

by Big J November 14, 2004

seton hall pirates

Greatest New Jersey sports team's of all time. Baseball, Basketball, Soccer...You name it. They own you.

Damn, the Seton Hall Pirates straight fucked us up AGAIN!!!!

by : P November 8, 2007

pirate smoker

someone who smokes the pole consistently, and drinks orange juice on a regular basis

you dumb pirate smoker, why dont you go suck a dick

by kdog January 5, 2004

auto-pirate

A variation on the pirate or creamy pirate, an auto-pirate can be either an intentionally or unintentionally administered pirate; an auto-pirate occurs when the masturbator ejaculates in his own eye and pirate groans issue from his mouth out of frustration or pleasure.

I had my girlfriend in the crosshairs for a nice salty one but slipped at the last moment and, cannon pointed aloft, caught my left peeper with an auto-pirate.
While his friends clicked away at first person shooter games and flight simulators, Melvin was content to cure his doldrums by spending evenings at home, eschewing such electronic pleasures for extended bouts of auto-pirating.

by Papa Darkness August 7, 2006

Angry Pirate

This is a Caribbean method. First get your girlfriend to give you head, but before youre done, squirt her in her eye with- you know- causing her to lose vision... then when she stands up, kick her in her shin. Watch her hold her eye and hop on 1 leg- AARGH!!!

She didn't like the parrot for her birthday after the angry pirate incident

by Sultan O'Saints April 23, 2005