sand pirates

The most feared and notorious of all gangs worldwide. While many speculate that they are nothing more than a few college kids in San Luis Obispo who get wasted and role down sand dunes,the sand pirates are actually highly loyal and dedicated pirates living by a virtuous code of conduct yet to be determined.
Dirt biker:"shhhh, i think its a sand pirate sleeping."

Sand pirate:"Yaaarggggh!!!"

Dirt Biker:"Oh shit!!!"
by yaaarghhhhhhh!!! August 17, 2005
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