Girl Pearl

A girl pearl is a pearl produced by a woman. It is a rare occurrence. It only happens when a female has so much sand in her vagina that it irritates her vaginal walls. To protect her ovaries she magically turns all that sand into a pearl. The pearl is then discharged and commonly polished and collected for jewelry. For this reason you should always be weary of a woman wearing a pearl necklace.

Hey! Calm down before you drop a girl pearl.

Man I should have known she was a bitch with all the girl pearls around her neck.

by SalemDude23 September 18, 2012

pearl

A fancy lay-up in basketball.

He drove to the basket and pearled on the whole team.

by Clenthe Bridges September 12, 2006

pearl suit

When a man ejaculates all over a woman's flesh resulting in a jiz covered body. Danger: may result in a rash.

Marcus gave Sam a pearl suit on the last pub night.

by samtina December 21, 2005

pearlito

Good, great or awesome, depending on inflection. Ideal conditions.

"Did you go snowboarding today? I heard there was powder."

"Ya it was f__ing pearlito, bro!"

by savoryyode April 28, 2010

pearl necklace

The drips of semen all over the female partners neck and chest.

"I like to leave them with a shiny pearl necklace, and have them on their way"

by KingdomCum January 23, 2003

black pearl

a piece of sand trapped inside a womans vagina causing extreme irritation.

Tammy's black pearl made the evenning unpleasant.

by memphis November 16, 2004

Pearhost

A shitty Czech Minecraft & VPS hosting service with a pfSense firewall running on a refurbished dell computer

A: Have you heard about Pearhost?

B: Wasn't that the weird hosting thing which uses the pfSense Dell as a firewall thing?
A: Yes it was!

by xXGamerMan_PetrXx September 18, 2022