Parker

Absolutely awesome friends, always supportive, clumsy, funny, athletic, and always a guy that will have your back

Parker is awesome.

by pseudonym#@$%1\ February 6, 2017

and then the Packers won the Superbowl

A newer version of the phrase "and then I found ten dollars", incorporating the victory of the Green Bay Packers in Superbowl XLV.

This phrase adds excitement to a story when it obviously ends abruptly and with no point.

-"I was watching this really funny commercial the other day, I guess you had to be there..."

-"oh...cool"

-... and then the Packers won the Superbowl"

-"Aww really? Fucking sweet!"

by and by February 25, 2011

packet sniffer

someone who sniffs out peoples balls

oh josh? hes a right packet sniffer

by jamesbond2007 December 13, 2017

Parker

An amazing person in general. Makes a great boyfriend/girlfriend and always puts others before themselves. They always have a dad joke at the ready and loves sending pick up lines to their crush/ lover. While they can get very angry very fast, it’s not their fault. Parker has had a very traumatic past and has a messed up family life. Also most likely trans and has a great sense of style.

Did you see Parker today with their girlfriend? They both looked so good!

by Cows.arent.sheep October 4, 2018

poon packet

a nice tight, well looked after vagina

she has a beautiful little poon packet

by you know boy August 1, 2008

Chip Packet

Something which can be used as litter, don't litter, it turns water into acid. Also a big nerd in my eyes.

"Don't drop that chip packet, or you'll be drinking acid!"

by Mr Rooster February 26, 2018

Erika Parker

Erika Parker is a stupid fat troll. Do not mess with her, she is a fugly carrot and if you talk to her the only words that will come out of her mouth and mean mean words. she might even call you a horse! No boys like her because she is stupid, ugly, fat and has nooo curves. She happens to have the unfortunate body type of a seal! THAT'S GROSS! when ever she likes a boy they don't like her back (I mean who would she's stupid). but boys beware! Rumor has it the last boy she liked crushed her heart, so she ate him! and over all who the hell would name their child Erika Parker? to have this name is to be super unlucky and if you have this name I would seriously consider getting run over by a school bus like Regina George. but make sure its a yellow school bus or else I will sister snatch your bra and put it in the freezer!

Btw Erika don't feel bad this is just how I feel about you!
XOXOXOXOXOXO
REBECCA OUT!!

for ya'll that didn't know Erika is a real person... but she looks like a horse!

for ya'll that didn't know Erika Parker is a real person... but she looks like a horse!

by rebecca dicky April 1, 2019