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pastriality

A fetish where an individual engages in sexual intercouse with pastries, such as cakes, cupcakes, upside down cakes, and lemon cakes. People who practice pastriality typically refer to these pastries as fuckcakes.
"Osifer, get yur hands off o' me, pastriality ain't no crime. Nuthin' wrong with givin' a cake a good fuck."
by Audacious P October 15, 2008
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Patrick The Cheese-Trucker

A failed meme that appeared one week on Yourworldoftext (during April 2010) when cheese was the favoured spam word.

Several 'seekers' tried in vain to 'find' Patrick (The Cheese-Trucker), whilst various cheese-related jokes were continually typed, e.g.:
"Cheesus"
"Masturbate with stolen cheese."
"Spam Cheese - the ham/cheese combination sensation that's sweeping the nations."
"Cheese Roll'd"
"Cheese is my father."
"Neva gonna cheese you up, neva gonna cheese you down."
"The next cheese to write cheese sucks cheese."
etc.

Patrick has never appeared since - though later rumours claimed that he died of sponge aids, and that traces of him could be found on -525, -525.
Are you Patrick The Cheese-Trucker?
No.
by the original seeker October 10, 2010
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partial equality

Partial equality is what girls ask for with their rights. They want to be equal, but they also want special rules to apply to them.
That girl hit him first, but as soon as he lays a finger on her it is domestic abuse? Sounds to me like that is partial equality.
by Astronomic Equalizer September 18, 2014
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patrick cake

by Le Roger Le Savage September 2, 2016
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patricc

Eats carrots. sexy beast. Says "frick frack" under his breath when someone brings up his lazy town memes.
"look at that green bean man.." das patricc
by Potato666 November 28, 2016
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Patrick

totally worth of respect for any reason, Patrick Delaney.
He is a true Patrick right there!
by Eidolen December 7, 2016
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Patrick

Patrick is this weird ass kid that has been in a lot of crazy bullshit and knows to much for his age. He's Also pretty chill and a good musician.
Wth are you doing Patrick?
by FriskyWhisky August 10, 2017
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