When you only have 24 hours with your boyfriend and haven't seen each other in months, he flips you over repeatedly while fucking you to maximize positions
the food of god and unicorns, what angels sleep on at night, and literal HEAVEN in your mouth. They are compatible with anything and everything. Sunshine? yep. Rainbows? yep. That piece of 3 week old cheese you left on the table for the mouse you thought was your friend but isn't? sure why not? Jiggly pancakes can make anything better, even if you don't eat the heavenly morsels, because of their special motion. The J i G g Le. You poke? they jiggle. You breathe? they jiggle. You look at them wishing that they could be in your mouth at this very moment? they jiggle tantalizingly as you run across the room, fork in hand. Seriously, jiggly pancakes are like donuts to bagels, and now I really want one so lemme just...
OMG THERES A JIGGLYPANCAKE THAT HAS NUTELLA AND STRAWBERRIES ON IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH