grass

something you dont touch

@Dasire does not touch grass.

by Mxghty December 7, 2024

Poo-Grass

The stinky poo-laden grass that flies back at you, from either wind or deflection, while mowing a lawn saturated with piles of poo.

I was mowing the lawn and poo-grass got blown into my mouth.

by Douglas78 July 2, 2011

Touch Grass

When you play too much FIFA

MIke J is constantly online on FIFA 22 he needs to touch grass in my opinion ONG.

by heyM0CHI June 6, 2022

Laying like a dildo in the grass

To behave naturally or in a relaxed fashion in an area that is not meant for you or your behavior, similar to fish out of water

“He was fast asleep on the roof, laying like a dildo in the grass”

by Rogersbae September 20, 2025

Grass

The mysterious green spikes that lies on the other side of the portal (door) you don't know what it is.

Touch Grass.

by Shimuf May 17, 2023

Snake in the Grass

Probably not tho, since the whole take your kid to work thing... forgot about that biz.

A labor relations issue that is ignored and hidden, but has significant and wide-reaching implications to the detriment of an employer’s operations. Such issues are prone to ambush operations, potentially with black mamba-like speed, aggression, and toxicity.

Employees accruing compensating time off (CTO) above the 240 cap is a snake in the grass for our budget, and we need to audit employee CTO hours to limit and address any potential financial liabilities.

by LJust88 June 21, 2019

Grass Fed Lemon

A wholesome, GMO free, grassfed, fresh lemon.

oh ya gotta eatnthat xjodwhqipxmck;efgvmgr Grass Fed Lemon

by YourFriendSteve March 7, 2018