Blade of grass.

Well if you dont know what a blade of grass is, then your a blade of grass.

Craig: hey John!

John: yea... your a blade of grass.
Craig: what does that mean?
John: it means your a blade of grass.
Craig: yea, but what's it mean?
John: it means your a blade of grass.
Craig:🤯

by Your Just A Blade Of Grass🤷‍♂ March 24, 2021

touching grass

something that gamer girls/ guys don't do

hey bro have you been touching grass HIM: no I've been gaming!

by touching grass March 27, 2023

Bullet Ploof Grass

The greatest band to ever play music.

Spooklirious- "I just went to a Bullet Ploof Grass concert, it was great."

Monocle Gentle Sir- "Were you able to buy a calendar?"

by Squeeeeeeps April 30, 2023

Blade of Grass

Term coined by the greatest service industry professional ever Davina. A blade of grass is a purposeless object, thing, or person that serves no purpose. It is presently there and noticeable but can also be forgotten very easily.

“I wish Stella wasn’t her usual blade of grass self. It was almost like I was working alone today.” #lonely

by Young Money D-Money July 26, 2024

touch grass

“touch grass” is a term used to tell someone to spend some time outdoors or in nature. Usually after they spend a lot of time indoors.

“He’s been gaming all day, your friend really needs to touch grass”

by bnakusaki September 8, 2025

Grass

A common plant that comes in large numbers

Something League of Legends players can't touch

"Ratio eats grass"

"Go touch some grass"

by Alon the donut June 5, 2022

grass fayos

slang for weed

smoking mad grass fayos

by mr Chinese ninja 2007 March 15, 2023