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I AM NOT WEAK

The four infamous words mentioned by Infinite the Jackal after getting defeated by Shadow—who proceeded to call him ‘pathetic.’ By saying these words Infinite abandoned his former, weaker self, and embraced his new, edgier, stronger self.
Shadow: Pathetic. Don’t ever show your face around me again.

Infinite: Pathetic? He’s calling me ‘weak?!’ I’m not weak. I AM NOT WEAK!!!!!!
by Fedora the Explorer December 31, 2017
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The Amazing Book Is Not On Fire

Me: I just bought a bible!!1!
Friend: Lemme see!!
Me: *holds up book*
Friend: what even is this??!1!
Me: the Bible. Aka The Amazing Book Is Not On Fire
by Howelljaylester July 11, 2017
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Act your age, not your shoe size

Stop behaving immaturely. Said to adults who are acting like overgrown children and to school-age children who are acting like overgrown toddlers.
It's time for you to get serious and stop being silly. Grow up, pal! Act your age, not your shoe size!
by meow2u3 February 23, 2008
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When someone decides to make an impromptu speech at a party or event.
Britany: *stands up and trys to hush the crowd*

I just wanted to thank all you guys for coming out to Marcys party tonight…

Casey: Sit the f**k down. You are not the Valedictorian.
by black.heart.rebel July 8, 2009
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...Not that there's anything wrong with that...

An expression used when denying homosexuality but remaining politically correct and without bigotry or homophobia. Usually said after such exclamations as "I'm not gay," etc.

HISTORY: Popularized by the TV show "Seinfeld" (NBC, 1989-1998, currently in reruns). In Season 4, Episode 17, titled "The Outing," the characters Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld) and George Costanza (Jason Alexander), are mistaken to be a gay couple by a reporter. When they deny their homosexuality, they follow it with "Not that there's anything wrong with that" no matter how desperate they are to clear their names of the for some reason bad publicity homosexuality brings celebrities.
"People think just because I use hand lotion and hair gel that I'm gay, but really, I'm not...Not that there's anything wrong with that..."
by BrainwashedJerseyGuy January 4, 2008
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alex is not funny day

Every year in March 22 emerges a special day called ALEX IS NOT FUNNY DAY. To all you alexes I wish you a happy Alex is not funny day :)
Alex: hi!

You: your not funny

Alex:why

You: because it is national Alex is not funny day
by ΜΑρ March 20, 2021
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