nerd thighs

Nerd thighs are the thighs of a nerdy man. They are pale, hairless, and smooth. They look like feta cheese. They taste and smell like vanilla. Nerd thighs cannot burn or tan, they're just white.

They are muscular and nerds often will strangle people's necks using their thighs. Nerds have killed people using their thighs.

"Did you see Paul's bruised neck? A nerd tried to strangle him with his nerd thighs!"

by PIECE_OF_FUCKINGSHIT September 4, 2017

L Nerd

A way to describe someone who always takes the L; a supreme loser

"Damn, JakenBakeLIVE is such an L Nerd"

by veggiezr4eatin July 8, 2021

nerd quilt

A quilt with patches depicting things considered to be out of the realm of mainstream, such as neutrons and test tubes, obscure Nick at Nite cartoon characters, or tools to die-cut anything.

After a long day of die-cutting ham for his Vin Diesel statue, Belac wrapped himself up in his nerd quilt for a quiet evening of watching cartoons, eating pickles, and texting with his iSpy friends.

by Juicy Limes January 25, 2021

Nerd five

Nerd five is like a regular high five, only with a jump. While high-fiving you need to scream "boyia" and jump up in the air (both people at the same time). This kind of high five occures when you both have bought/done/achieved something awesome.

Eks. You and a friend just bought the same game and are very excited about playing toghet, then you proceed to jump in the air and do a Nerd five.

by Islandfarm March 5, 2012

ed-nerd

a person who became obsessed with Twilight series after the premiere of of the movie.

Twitchers: I'm reading Twilight.
Toad: You ed-nerd

by THE Rainbow Tree January 26, 2009

Nerd Wall

A mass of nerds making a wall around all the computer monitors making it so no one else can see, usually blocking out the uncool-kid-of-the-group's view.

Friend 1 - Man i wonder what they're looking at

Friend 2 - I dunno, can't see cause of the nerd wall

by Chupacabra2 November 28, 2010

Nerd Appeal

The attractiveness that one may have for being intellectual. Characterized by goofy but cute looks, off-beat interests, above average intelligence, and a sweet and caring personality. A sense of attractiveness which is derived chiefly from personality and less from aesthetics.

"Hey Lafonda...that boy know all about politics!"

"Aw and with his cute little smile...what nerd appeal!"

"That boy in our economics class has some serious nerd appeal."

"I know right?! He gets 100% in our class...and he totally held the door for me the other day."

by WordWoman! June 7, 2011