Minecraft

A game for faggots

Fuck its minecraft he must be gay

by Nourmumgay August 7, 2018

Minecraft

A multiplayer game, that you can play with friends, do parkour, roleplays, survive and creative, its hard at first, but when you know the game its easy.....

Notch Created this game for kids to have fun, learn really cool things

Guy 1: THIS GAME, minecraft IS SO STUPID
Guy 2: Prove it, you cant because its so fun, it has everything you want in their, and you can ask notch for updates
Guy 1: OH BOY i want to play MIINNNNEEECCCCRRAAAFFTTTT NOW!!!!!!!
Guy 2: lol

by 051nivag May 23, 2018

Minecraft

A highly advanced computer simulation program, developed in Germany, in 1938, built with the purpose of helping plan military operations Weiss, Gelb and Barbarossa, as well as to aid the Einsatzgruppen in the systematic slaughter of Jews in occupied areas in the wake of Nazi forces.

"Get the fuck out of my room I'm playing Minecraft"

by NevadaNiggaWhoJusCrashedHisUFO May 29, 2018

Minecraft

A game about Blocks

Little kid: Hey man wanna play some Minecraft?

by Sky69 October 22, 2018

Minecraft

A game were you explore the world in survival or build what ever comes out of your mind in creative! It is a very exciting game! It is on PC, Mobile, Xbox, Play Station and more. You can play on servers or on your own! Big youtubers play it such as DanTDM and Stampy.

I played Minecraft yesterday!

by PobloxSucks November 3, 2018

Minecraft

The one thing a virgin can't say no too.

-Joe the dinner is getting cold , and your brother and i have been waiting for 10 minutes for you to come down.
-MOM , I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT.STFU.
-Your grounded . And your dad does'nt love you anyway.

by MongoPsykos December 3, 2018

Minecraft

1. When you like to show off to your friends like a boss.

2. The backup plan to when you get roasted really badly.

3. When you are depressed

"I like 'Minecraft' and I love building keemstar in it!"
or
"I made the house my kidnappers live in!"

by supremepablo December 10, 2018