Massimo

A sexy person that all the girls love!!

Look at that Massimo, I love him

by guuddyguddgoodbaddybaddbaddy April 7, 2009

hollywood massage

When you give your girlfriend a massage and put your penis inside her.

Hollywood massage: he gave her a masssge and used his penis to massage her uterus.

by Babyfishmouth2017 February 23, 2017

Jeremiah Massey

A band teacher who is really laid back and chill. Every day his attitude will be slightly different (sometimes very different)! Gets annoyed at off-topic questions but quickly gets over these small things.

“Hey, is that Jeremiah Massey in front of the band room?”

“Yeah, why?”

“He’s the best teacher and he’s really chill. You should join band.”

by FloofyPotato May 25, 2018

Reading, Massachusetts

A nice middle class town just about 20 mins. north of boston in middlesex county where everybody knows everybody and people are way to obsessed with school sports. 90% of the neighborhoods in the town are nice with the exception of the apartment complex on main street and shit near the train depot. Kids usually drive around on a friday night in their dads bmw or merecedes looking for something to do. cops in reading are complete ass holes and will pull you over for anything. cops in reading are also hooked on cocaine and hitting on all of the females in the town. Reading has 2 highschools - RMHS which is the public school of the town and then you got Austin Prep : where rich parents send their kids to get a 'better education' and to prepare them for college. All in all, Reading is a cool place to grow up, full of cool people except the coke head cops, but thats besides the point.

Bill: Where u from?
Bob: Reading, Massachusetts
Bill: O yeh, all of your cops are yayo addicts..especially the young ones who pull us teens over for no apparent reason and date highschool girls...

by Classified01867 November 20, 2006

Massive Action Game

A first person shooter that offers lesser graphics for sheer in-game intensity, especially when playing the bigger 256 player "Domination" games. An absolutely awsome game that is well structured, and most importantly, balanced. You have to side with one of the three available PMCs (Private Military Contractor/Company).

Valor: A modern day army with modern equipment you would find now (M4A1, SCAR, M14EBR). Gun attributes are moderate fire rate, moderate accuracy, and moderate damage. Modeled after the US.

Raven: A technologically advanced army with expensive equipment (AUG,F2000,G3). Gun attributes are low accuracy and low damage, but high handling (low recoil) and rate of fire. Modeled after Europe.

SVER: An economically deprived guerilla army with cheap russian equipment (AK74U, AN94notcheaplolz, Dragunov). Gun attributes are low rate of fire, low accuracy, low handling (high recoil), but high damage per bullet. Modeled after Russia/China.

If you can handle the intensity of 64, 128, or 256 player games, then you will have a blast in this underrated yet incredibly fun game. If you can't, then you will hate it for your lack of skill and common sense and go back to playing easier games such as Black Ops or Bad Company 2.

Admit it Battlefield fans, Massive Action Game defines what an all out battlefield should look like.

by Arhnhem Knight December 25, 2010

soft touch massage

A massage where the masseuse softly touches your body with her fingers and hair and works your inner thighs and taint while on your stomach in an effort to give you an erection. She then asks you to turn over and finishes you off with a hand release. A table shower usually concludes the session.

Just got back from an soft touch massage and man do I feel relaxed.

by green plant February 10, 2014

Mexican Massage

The premeditated act of pleasuring oneself in a hotel when housekeeping enters the room.

Man, you should have seen the look on the housekeeper's face when she walked in on me giving myself a Mexican massage!

by BlkCrowe October 31, 2012