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Strep Knee

strep knee
noun

A bizarre and dramatic immune response where your knee swells up like a grapefruit because your body decides to fight strep throat… in your leg.

Origin: Coined by a concerned patient and an equally baffled doctor, "strep knee" occurs when your immune system gets the memo about a strep infection (even secondhand from your niece) and goes rogue—attacking your joints instead of just your throat.

Joint Havoc (J.H.): A medically unverified condition where your knee revolts due to strep knee

Symptoms:

-One tragically swollen knee
-Joints that feel like they’ve been personally offended
-Fatigue that rivals a toddler after a sugar crash
-A mysterious limp that screams “I swear I’m not faking it”
-Googling “why is my knee mad at me?” at 2 a.m.
-Googling "can your knee be dramatic" and feeling seen
-Physical therapist side-eye followed by, “Well, that’s new…”
Usage:
“Yeah, I didn’t even have strep throat, but now I’m limping because of strep knee.”

"I went to urgent care for a sore throat and left with a knee brace—turns out it was strep knee, because apparently my immune system has a flair for drama."
by notangieeeanggg April 11, 2025
mugGet the Strep Kneemug.

knee knight

Wow she got knighted!!!. What did she do. Oh she sucked enough dick to get a white belt nothing more nothing less. She spent her time on her knees so there for a knee knight
by Maybesometruthbehindit January 11, 2022
mugGet the knee knightmug.

Arden Knee

Someone who is sexually attracted to women named Natsuki and hates people named johnny Arden also likes to look at natsuki picturees
Omg this dude is such Arden Knee such a jerk why does he have to do that status
by jdal;kflksdf;lkajsdfl;kajsdsjf November 2, 2020
mugGet the Arden Kneemug.

knee shooters

Large tits that are so droopy they hang toward the woman's knees. Often seen on obese women, or older women whose tits are no longer firm.
Jeez! That granny has some knee shooters!
by Popeye's Weenus April 11, 2023
mugGet the knee shootersmug.

Meme knees

The red circles left on your knees from reading memes while taking a nice long shit, side effects usually consist of tingling in the legs and feet.
I wasn't really in there taking a shit for 45 minutes, look, check out these meme knees.
by Gooberocity October 16, 2019
mugGet the Meme kneesmug.

Knee Shatter

A joke that is subjectivly viewed as horribly unfunny.
"Never share that joke again, it was a real knee Shatter."
by BudgeFilm February 21, 2020
mugGet the Knee Shattermug.

knee

aaa aaa dog, knee, call an ambulanc
-ok
by kblocked March 12, 2021
mugGet the kneemug.

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