Jordan / Chris?

Makes insulting jokes about despite his love for you

Jordan / Chris ? : * makes joke *
Someone : * pretends to be offended / upset *
Jordan / Chris? : nouuuu ily really ㅠㅠ

by LeafyLever June 17, 2018

jordan costa

A sick twisted motherfucker

Damn Jordan Costa

by Jansport wearing mother fucker July 31, 2016

Chad jordan

Chad jordan is one of the fattest bitches at starkville high man pulls no bitches at all and has zero game man, tried to pull my girl and i got 12 SCREENSHOTS ON THIS NIGGA BRO MAN TRIED AND FAILED that shii is crazy yk what else is neveah aslo said that shii was small.... hat shii is wild fr

chad jordan u is a bitch... lol

by urabitch101 April 3, 2023

Jordan knoll

A wanna be gang member that thinks he is tough but is just a pussy white boy. He thinks he is a blood.

Jordan knoll is a worthless piece of shit

by I like puss May 18, 2020

Jordan Licker

A person who isn’t African American that glorifies black people and blames police when black suspects resist arrest. Believes that blacks are oppressed and are victims of racism.
A person who isn’t African American and Uses the N word in every sentence

Person1: Did you see him defending that thug saying the officer should’ve been fired for doing his job?

Person 2:yeah he’s is being a Jordan licker again

He’s always using the N word in every sentence he’s sure is a Jordan licker

by Chris vtech October 30, 2023

Airhead Jordan

An increasingly popular disparaging and well-deserved nickname for the twice-failed candidate for Speaker of the House, Jim Jordan.

We like to call him ‘Shit for Brains’ but somehow ‘Airhead Jordan’ seems a little catchier.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 20, 2023

Michael Jordan

White boy out of Lansing, M. Loyal to the loyal, worships the sun, believes in aliens, and can throw the hips like no other...

Michael Jordan is the greatest of all time.

by Remco Pardeau March 2, 2019