A Jordan Story

A "Jordan Story" is a story that has no purpose or real ending but instead fizzles out with a long build-up, only to never reach a true climax, or to have a climax that lacks any real significance. These stories are typically followed by Jordan Frasca giggling about the story to herself, making them actually funny.

Um...okay? what was the point of that? that was just A Jordan Story.

by bsmithers April 13, 2019

jordan benton

A socially retarded dumbass.

That dude is pulling a Jordan Benton. We better pop him.

by Qwertyuioplajd February 12, 2018

Jordan Pele

he is a tall handsome or fine boy
who is really good at art and science
he used to date a girl named eno-mfon
and he is really good at getting bitches and hoes

he is handsome like JORDAN PELE

by black pele February 2, 2023

Jordan Perez

A really soft ass person

Stop being a Jordan Perez and sending hearts to your gir.

by BlackRooster696969 August 9, 2017

Jordan Mcginn

Fucking cool guy with a 11 in her. Was the first ever laid and slays 24/7. Watch your back or he will fuck your bitches vag and bumhole.

I'm such a Jordan Mcginn

by Official Jordan June 21, 2016

Is Jordan Wrong

Yes

-when Jordan think she is correct, she is wrong, Yes is Jordan wrong

by Wowsar February 10, 2020

The Jordan Shuffle

When a tall man walks heavily down the sidewalk, dragging his feet.

Jordan twisted his foot doing "The Jordan Shuffle".

by BeccaJean December 22, 2020