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Fizz and Jizz

A sex act done by pouring a tablespoon of McDonald's sprite soda onto a woman's clitoris. Can also be described as "queefing pop rocks"
"Dude I just gave Jessica a Fizz and Jizz last night!"
by Paid actor #32 March 7, 2020
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cool jizz

Your hair is cool jizz!
by Kale Cee March 19, 2023
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abracadabra jizz

it’s when you are about to nut and you say abracadabra and jizz on her back
her: are you about to come?
me: abracadabra jizz
by trashy ashley October 3, 2020
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jizz chizz

Someone who gets all the ladies and balls up like chef curry.
That girl is a real Jizz chizz
by JizzChizz January 1, 2017
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Cerebral Jizz

The pompous spew of an overeducated, self-righteous brainiac.
Dude, that quantum existential fartknocker is jacking some serious cerebral jizz.
by Jahmingus June 10, 2010
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Jizz Horn

I wish she hadn't blown her Jizz Horn, now I've ruined a good pair of pants!
by Gardenhead007 December 26, 2010
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jizz hook

An extremely erotic imagining that can be summoned forth when you feel the time is right to bust a nut.
1. Dude, my jizz hook is your mum's rack,

2. I need to find a new jizz hook, pearl necklaces just don't do it for me anymore!
by The Commandante March 8, 2010
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