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Jessica

where do i start... jess is the most bombastic person you will ever meet. She has the looks of a goddess and will add spice to your life. Although she was made in China some years ago, she isnt cheaply made and is worth your money. You can find jessica at your regular nightclub, pub, or furry convention, so approach her fast because she will be a faithful spaniel to you and your army of furries. She is one of the most swag ppl you can find on planet earth, so surround yourself with jess and you will live happily ever after!

Get her now that she's on special, 90% off at your local adoption centre :)
justin: o my goshhh is that Jessica? she's slay at tennis
jason: i know mannn
ben: well i'm the boss so she's mine!!
by bazuki August 8, 2023
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Jessica

look at how big that bulge that Jessica has is.
by benis11 April 20, 2019
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Jessica

Wherever they see a skonka walk by they say “Mira ay va jessica”
by Steph.Roz October 10, 2021
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Jessica

Jessica is a beautiful and brave MILF who is capable of making decisions of questionable integrity. She also loves cats.
Omg "Jessica" you MILF
Sup "Jessica"
by NotCasualRage November 23, 2021
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Jessica

The Goddess voicing Lexington Ave trains, iykyk.

Unfortunately, the morons of the MTA decided to implement Dianne Thompson's announcements on "The Next Stop Is" and "This Is", ruining our childhood.
Railfan 1: bruhhh Lexington isn't complete without Jessica man we need her back!
Railfan 2: Good luck with that, knuckleheads changed it to Dianne and we're all crying.
by Fuseguy August 7, 2022
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Jessica

Jessica is a very sweet human being. She's kind, caring, pretty and funny. She cares about everyone around her. Other ways to use the word Jessica are Jess or Jessie.

Jessica has 4 siblings, two dogs and one cat. Jessica is married to a woman named Par and she loves Par dearly and has no clue about what to do without her Par.
Jessica, did you see the bark bark arf arf crack crack boom boom
by Ida! March 13, 2024
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