by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
Get the <Now>Katiuska RObles's Future On ANthroplogy Is On THis Website And Webpage<Now>mug. by sz? May 28, 2018
Get the Now Defuctmug. by Ktfhdgrtuvcu85468hcjgdghut December 3, 2019
Get the N-17 nowmug. You do know this is annoying right if you don't speak English and want to learn the language don't use the urban dictionary trust me 💀
by How bored r u September 1, 2021
Get the Nowmug. A social theory describing the phenomenon where adults in American society display the emotional maturity, decision-making skills, and behavioral patterns of twelve-year-olds.
Origin: Coined by Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant.lawyer on Bluesky) as a "unified theory of American reality" that went viral on social media in 2025.
Origin: Coined by Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant.lawyer on Bluesky) as a "unified theory of American reality" that went viral on social media in 2025.
Example 1: "Did you see how that guy threw a tantrum when his coffee order was wrong? Everyone is twelve now."
Example 2: "'Everyone is twelve now', she complained, when in response to HuffPost’s query about who suggested Budapest, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt responded, 'Your mom did', and White House communications director Steven Cheung replied: 'Your mom'."
Example 2: "'Everyone is twelve now', she complained, when in response to HuffPost’s query about who suggested Budapest, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt responded, 'Your mom did', and White House communications director Steven Cheung replied: 'Your mom'."
by patchmonkey October 17, 2025
Get the Everyone is Twelve Nowmug. Hym "Am I happy now? No. Now do the one with down syndrome. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! See? You're trapped in the cascade of ever escalating meanness! Just like I am! You have no choice but to continue doubling down until you've made your point! Just like me! A prisoner forever until someone lets you out! HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by Hym Iam June 12, 2022
Get the Nowmug. by jxmxnxo July 22, 2019
Get the just nowmug.