Ryan Baker Country Blumpkin

getting a blow job while your standing in the goat position while taking a crap.

"Man if I was Cleveland Brown I'd make my hookers give Ryan Baker Country Blumpkins all the time.

by Ryan Baker November 10, 2008

country club wife

super hot chick that marries average rich dude to live the country club life

What do you think Emily is gonna major in at college?

Who gives a fuck she's gonna be a country club wife.

by sparkletits69 January 3, 2017

Go back to your country

The no.1 favorite sentence of racist american whites who hate immigrants.(mostly non whites)

Retarded white guy: GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY YOU MEXICAN GHETTOBOY.
Ricardo: hey thats racist you fucking retard.

by Saitama 777 January 15, 2021

Country Canada

Canada is a country that has achieved independence 2008. They were control by Germany for over 30 years.

The Country Canada is inferior to the United States.

by George W. . Bush March 15, 2009

North Shore Country Day

Basically the University of Pennsylvania of Chicago private schools. It's a place with very smart kids, with a very bright future ahead of them. In spite of the somewhat nerdy academic culture, NS students know how to turn up and party. People hate on North Shore, but that's because they can't get in.

A: Where can I set myself up for great success in college and beyond, but still party like a public school student?
B: North Shore Country Day's the place

by gobosox January 15, 2015

Low Country Seafood Boil

A discreet, slang reference to group sexual activity involving a a large group of males, ideally 10 or more, and one to two females. Low Country Seafood Boils can take place anywhere but are most frequent in southern, low lying coastal regions such as Louisiana, South Carolina, etc. The hallmark of the Low Country Seafood Boil is that the female or females particapting are purposely selected for their filthy, unkept, unbathed qualities which create the aroma of armpit and body odor and their fishy smelling tuna which provide for a ripe, pungent odor also referred to as stank puss. Male participants in Low Country Seafood Boils also enjoy the mungy smell from doing the pump and gag.

Carl: Hey Roger, where are you headed?
Roger: Heading to the Motel 6. We got us a Low Country Seafood Boil set up.
Carl: I can smell it now. Can I join?
Roger: Hell yes. The more the better. The more better!

by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2014

Country Kitchen Buffet Style

When you do her from behind, wrapping her legs around your waist like a belt, while she clings to her walker like motorcycle handlebars.

While you were at the movies I was really given it your Grandma Country Kitchen Buffet Style.

by Muffington P. Weathersby April 30, 2008