You tube trained

to be taught a skill or talent by You Tube videos.

I was you tube trained by several Spanish chefs to cook Spanish Paella.

by cs3willy January 30, 2012

Noob Tube

A noob tube is an under barrel grenade launcher such as a M203 for English and American guns or GP-25 for russian and german guns

noob tube

by Noobers March 19, 2012

Light tube

slang for tunnel

Hold your breath until we reach the end of the light tube.

There's a brightness at the end of the light tube.

by cdds2011 November 25, 2011

gomer tube

A reference to a tampon. In a sense, it's a codeword for a male to comfortably talk to other males about tampons in the presence of a female.

Don't ever look in a woman's purse, or else you'll encounter many gomer tubes.

by andrewProgrammer June 18, 2011

Tube Tonsils

Another name for deep-throating. It means someone sucks dick so hard it tickles his/her tonsils.

That chick's gotta serious case of tube tonsils. Last night, she sucked my dick so hard that when it came out it was coated in lung butter!

by Toe Jammin' November 3, 2011

Police Tube

A lifetime hypocrite that created a YouTube channel to humiliate Jeremy Dewitte for doing a better job of LARPing than he could himself.

Jeremy might be out on bond today, Police Tube has already made 5 videos, each 3 minutes long.

by TurboSBF June 30, 2023

Biscuit Tube PTSD

Post traumatic stress disorder caused by being startled by a biscuit tube popping open when it is tapped on a counter top edge.

When you unwrap the first cardboard layer of a biscuit tube and you’re about to hit the tube on the counter edge to pop it open, but you hesitate, knowing it will startle you… that is Biscuit Tube PTSD.

As I took the biscuit tube from the refrigerator, I felt my Biscuit Tube PTSD start to act up. In that moment I had a flashback of the time I was startled by the biscuit tube popping. Sometimes I wonder if the tube will explode causing an injury.

by Elsewhere63726 March 27, 2023