Haggis Muncher

Noun, A person who consumes a copious amount of haggis, usually scottish.

Have you seen him? Who? Triviaking! Oh yeah, what a haggis muncher.

by I_AM_PIEMAN August 4, 2009

Hagel

When a female snorts a line of cocaine off of a male's fully erect wang

1. That bitch just hageled me before we did the dirty
2. Suzanne surprised John with a hagel on saturday night

by JPMRMPSNBSH January 10, 2008

Hagemyer

A kinky sexual position that starts when the woman has an orgasm so awesome that she has a seizure, and then, after about twenty more minutes of head, you end up tangled in a position where its just too much damn work to freakin get out of it, so just enjoy it the way it is.

Me and LaQueefa totally ended up in a huge Hagemyer last night.

by rapist69 May 5, 2008

Hagbeav

a rare species who cannot read signs on toilet doors

ahh what a fucking hagbeav!!

by carolinnaaaa January 18, 2009

Hagmed

another word for terrorist, someone that looks like a terrorist

kristen! look at that hagmed over there near the curry section!

by supah fucking liz May 25, 2009

Haga Haga

the Russian way of saying haha
Accidentally typing haha wrong

Your friend falls over something, HAGA HAGA!!
Your friend gets hit by something,HAGA HAGA!!

by Bloop bloop lil January 22, 2014

hagzilla

a large,unattractive,combative woman

that Hagzilla behind the bar just cut me off

by jalmighty February 15, 2014