hey

hey is a great way to greet someone.

hey bitches

by hello people it's me March 4, 2022

Hey loser

Best friend greeting.

When you’re best friends and it doesn’t matter how you talk to each other because you’re secure in the fact that you are practically family

Hey loser! Download this app so we can chat at work.

by Jen Shus Band May 21, 2024

Hey Baldhead

a term of endearment meaning a person with liddle short ass hair; meeklee customers

Hey Baldhead cant come back; Hey Baldhead blocked ; Hey Baldhead hair shorter than a mustache; Hey Baldhead hair invisible like Invisalign

by Lee meek August 6, 2022

Hey whatchu doin there huh

It’s a delightful Saturday morning in Seattle, and you and your cousins decide to take a stroll down the street. One of you accidentally steps onto someone’s lawn, and suddenly, a man (looking like a guy from duck dynasty) creeps out of the doorway and barks, “Hey whatchu doin there huh!” Instinctively, you and your cousins run as fast as possible, as if the guy was about to come out and get them.

“Hey dad, I was playing football on the streets outside with my cousins and accidentally ran onto somebody’s lawn. Some guy came out of the house and yelled “Hey whatchu doin there huh!” and we all ran back to the house”

by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 17, 2025

Hey

(taken from Spider-Man: into the Spider-Verse)
With the intention of teaching your nephew the shoulder touch so he can make friends at his new school while you keep your identity as the prowler a secret because you don't want to disappoint him but trusting that ultimately he'll be okay because he's the best of all of us.

Tomorrow find that girl, walk up to
her and be like...
(does shoulder touch)
"Hey".

by KaisertheChad July 15, 2022

Hey Hey Hey

1. A horse eating a little too much.

2. Aretha Franklin.

1. Nom-Nom, Hey Hey Hey, Hey is delicious!

2. Hey Hey Hey, chain of fools.

by EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE👍 December 20, 2022

Holla Hey

Something that you yell in a restaurant when you drink enough to become attracted to an unattractive waitress. This is usually a last ditch tactic for those with no game. There is usually only a 5% to 10% success rate with this tactic.

Yelled at the top of your lungs. "Holla Hey"

by SlyFox02 March 1, 2009