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seasoned guts

A person having seasoned guts is a term assigned to a woman that likes to have a guy ejaculating inside of her pussy; this is without the use of a condom. The seasoning she refers to is the man juice (cum) being excreted from his penis ☺.
Seasoned Guts:

He fills up her insides and at the end he seasoned her guts. She was so happy, tired and pleased that she went to sleep.
by Ce'i August 2, 2014
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Gutting Gift

The comparible idea to a Push Present, but for C-sections!
I have to be cut from gut to gill for this baby, he BETTER be getting me a gutting gift!
by TeenyWeez November 21, 2022
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gut pudding

Soft excrement, having the consistency and texture of chocolate pudding.
Every time I have dairy my ass pumps out gut pudding for a week.
by The Mad Quaffler January 21, 2017
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nigga-gut

When you've eaten alot, and get sleepy/fall asleep afterwards.
I got the worst case of nigga-gut after Christmas dinner, so I took a nap.
by yourmomwhatsup March 15, 2011
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Honey Nut Guts

When someone gives a blowjob to completion and swallows after having put honey on the dick they were sucking.
Did you hear? Lisa woke up horny yesterday so George gave her some honey nut guts to start the day.
by RadioCryptid October 15, 2023
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Gut wave

The wave generated from one doing a belly flop in the swimming pool
That was one big gut wave, Billy.
by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023
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meh-gutting

Taking a popular franchise like Star Wars or Doctor Who and making it boring by turning it into progressive propaganda device. Typically it features unrealistically competent "minority" groups like female lead of Force Awakens or Last Jedi, the character being so characteristic, simplistic and cartoonish that it generates its own popular names, like "Mary Sue" in this case.
Mary Sue got her Jedi training by Luke completed in one day. Man, what a meh-gutting!
by nopopulism December 23, 2017
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